Hilarious Blog: Part II

Have you ever made out with a ballplayer? Post about it anonymously On The DL

Here is a sample:

Tastes Good!

Thanks to an email:

From: xxxxxxxx@statestreet.com
To: baseballdirt@gmail.com

I know a girl who was hooking up with [x], and they were doing what they were doing, which ended in [x] releasing bodily fluids on the girls chest. After said event, [x] proceeded to lick it off her and say “Good boys always clean up after themselves.”

Some hints: AL East slugger who's very patient at the plate. One thing we'll say for him...he's the sweetest guy all the time, and yeah, this includes cleaning up after himself!